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| 7/30/2002 11:50:52 AM Tis no woman... | |
| ...Tis a remorseless eating machine. To further explain: we all know Rob is the ineffable god of crab consumption. However, I discovered Friday that Kristyn may rule by his side as goddess of the crustacean devouring pantheon. We went to Red Lobster for a belated birthday dinner and she got the all you can eat crab legs deal. Twas a sight to behold. By our best accounting, at least 8 or 10 crabs died trying to quell her ravenous hunger. I just stared, aghast, during the interludes between cleaning stray crab bits off me and my food. After the ordeal, I carried Kristyn off to the car Rudy-style, on my shoulder, in celebration of her show of abject glutony. There was much rejoicing.
So, anyway, I did finally see the complete house redecoration. It looked really good. Kristyn and her mom did a fantastic job. The brick fireplace got a new tile facade and looks fabulous. The upholstered wall in the bedroom looks great (yes, I said upholstered). Our retro-kitsch kitchen is awesome. The overall decor is very nice. There was a bit more yellow paint than I would have liked, but I ll get used to it. Overall... very nice. I tried to add my own personal touch... some trophies, a decorative Steelers helmet, etc but alas was quickly vetoed. Obtaining a civil majority against me in any decorating votes was pretty easy for Kristyn with her mom there... but she went home yesterday, so I can foresee more legislative success in my future [insert Jyhad antediluvian voting deck reference here... Praxis Seizure: Ridley Park, maybe?].
Another booster draft tonight at the Guild. The popularity of the events keeps growing in leaps and bounds. I am pleased. Evan, Todd, and Wil should all be there tonight, so it should be a real good time. We have a lot of fun with it. Trash talking shall abound. We ve talked about the possibility of having the drafts sanctioned, so they d be "official" tournies with results counting towards people s national ranking (for the uninitiated, yes, there is a national Magic the Gathering ranking system) but have repeatedly eschewed the idea, due the seriousness that label implies... we intend to keep it light and fun!
Well, enough for now. More tales of my zany hijinks later this week.
-bampf | | 7/31/2002 4:10:17 PM The benefits of poundage... | As a lady of "luxury model" proportions *heh*, I have never blamed anyone for my weight. It took quite an investment to hit where I am. The twinkie expense alone - good gods!
Why hate fat people, though? It's misplaced... there will always be some other victim-sect to take up the fight against "the man" or big corporate, or whomever. I just hate whiners and the liberals who indulge them.
Besides, fat people have a lot to offer. Would you trust the gastromical input of some scrawny person? No! You want to know where to eat, ask the folks with the more "developed" thighs. Trust me. You'll find tasty food, bulk portions. If I can impart anything, it's never trust a skinny cook.
-Daphne
| | 8/1/2002 8:35:14 AM Crabs and Twinkies, consumed en masse | Daphne-
I think the important thing here is that you re not suing the Hostess company over misleading you about the nutritional value of those Twinkies! It seems others have allowed their girth to cut off the air supply to their brain!
Speaking of Twinkies... there was a link on Fark the other day about a chef in NYC making deep fried Twinkies. Mmmmm. Of course the best use of a Twinkie is the Twinkie Weiner Sandwich (topped with aresol cheese and dipped in milk). Sweet!
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