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| | I promised a list for you guys and I mean to deliver. I need to pick up the slack as many of the Blog Friends begin to atrophy. Here s a list inspired by one of grm s list suggestions: Most Frequently Used Movie Quotes! Good one eh? Yeah I thought so. Now this is not Best movie quote, but most used... to qualify these are movie quotes that you work into everyday conversation (maybe not with your boss, but you get the idea-- lines you quote for the sake of quoting the movie are right out) they have to be useful in a myriad of real-life situations. So here they are:
20. "What's with you, man?" -Lord Helmet, Spaceballs
19. "Then that will be his undoing." -The Kurgen, Highlander
18. "Mongo just pawn in game of life." -Mongo, Blazing Saddles
17. "That's the problem with this town. Too many damn vampires!" -Vander, Lost Boys
16. "Infidel defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood." -Thulsa Doom, Conan
15. "Don't take any guff from those fucking swine." -Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
14. "Get some! Get some!" -Door gunner, Full Metal Jacket
13. "It's only a model." -Patsy, The Holy Grail
12. "Ineedtohaveashite!" -Mickey O'Neal, Snatch
11. "Come get some." -Ash, Evil Dead 2
10. "Of course you are." -The Kurgen, Highlander
9. "If it bleeds, we can kill it." -Conan, Conan the Destroyer
8. "Tis but a scratch." -The Black Knight, The Holy Grail
7. "Stay on target. Stay on target." -Porkins, Star Wars: A New Hope
6. "I don't remember asking you a God damned thing!" -Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction
5. "Hail to the king, baby." -Ash, Evil Dead 2
4. "This is important. This means something" -George, UHF
3. "Chill, Winston." -Willie, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
2. "You said it man. No one fucks with the Jesus." -Jesus, Big Lebowski
1. "Out of the way, peck!" -Madmartigan, Willow
Well, there you go. Before I listed any of these I had to mentally recall using them at least a couple of times. Granted, many of these are most appropriate (or only appropriate) in the setting of the Guild... but that still counts. So what do you guys think? What obvious ones am I missing?
-bampf
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| 1/21/2003 11:38:29 AM Willow quote | Although Madmartigan calls Willow a peck many times during the movie, he doesn't deliver the line, "Out of the way, peck!" Some random guy on horseback gallops past and says it as Willow stands in the road, asking passers-by to take the human child.
grm | | 1/21/2003 11:59:12 AM Damn... | That s right. Wouldn t be so bad if it wasn t the #1 spot... and I ve used that line consistently since around 94 when I worked summers with a moving company. Words cannot express my shame...
-bampf | | 1/21/2003 12:18:12 PM More Most Used Movie Quotes | Some of mine (in no particular order):
"What's with you man!?" - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
"I'd call that a big 'yes'." - Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"Well that's just, like, your opinion man." - The Dude, Big Lebowski
"That's fuckin' bullshit!" - Cartman, South Park: The Movie
"Roger, Roger." - Captain Over, Airplane!
"All too easy." - Darth Vader, Empire Strikes Back
"So you have chosen death." - Saruman, LOTR: Fellowship
"And there was much celebration." - Narrator, Holy Grail
"Lookit these two balloon'eads." - Nicky Santoro, Casino
"Free toy inside! Free toy inside!" - Stanley Spadowski, UHF
grm | | 1/21/2003 12:32:28 PM ah-HA | Don t you mean "and there was much rejoicing"?
Take that.
Good ones though. "This watermelon tastes like poo" was a Stanley Spadowski quote I had added to the list and then removed due to the needed truncation and integration of other nouns... ie instead of the actual quote I substitute 'watermelon' for whatever I m eating at the time. Since that technically would be a bastardization of the quote I didn t list it... but felt it necessary to go into that detailed explanation here in the comments in order to extol the wisdom of Stanley Spadowksi...
"These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!"
-b
| | 1/22/2003 12:13:16 AM Lists | Not Sure if I can get behind this list thing..
HMM wonder if I should KLOG the results of the MADDEN game last night...
Hmmm wonder who won THATS RIGHT I DID | | 1/22/2003 12:14:50 PM Yeah | Unfortunantly my favorite line isn't even a movie line
"Wow, I didn't know ninjas could do all that. I thought they just hung out at airports and got sucked into jet engines." -The Tick
-Edogg | | 1/22/2003 2:24:24 PM Quotes and Lists | As a follow up to this list I ll really need to do a serious of favorite quote lists... favorite Simpsons quotes, favorite all time quotes from any media (like the Tick comic quote above), favorite bad-ass quotes.
So many lists... so little time.
-b | | 1/22/2003 3:25:56 PM Ach! | Dood, there are a myriad of quotes you forgot as well as one or two I've never heard used in conversation before but, what about:
"Hed! Move! Now!"
"Grease me up woman!"
There are too many more and I'm tired and want to go home. So much for erudition.
-bp | | 1/23/2003 10:04:17 AM Axe Murderer | That s a good one that I forgot. I use the Axe Murderer quotes a lot, as the topic of my immense head comes up frequently in casual conversation... "It's a virtual planetoid."
The Groundskeeper Willy will make in appearance in the forthcoming Simpson s quote list.
-b | | 1/23/2003 11:58:27 AM Star Wars and Grail | I think these 2 should be a limited from a general polling of large usage movie quotes and put into their own category, I can come up with a million from Star Wars movies... and the fact you didn't pick any containing "The Force" is a travesty Mongo, a travesty.
-The Huy | | 1/23/2003 12:04:15 PM Whoops I'm an idiot | I wasn't thinking when I was typing... I mean "eliminated"...
Here's a good usage quote from American Pie 2:
"The Force is strong with that one" ~Steve Stifler
-The Huy | | 1/23/2003 7:50:39 PM Fecking Teen Movies! | Yeh, the sheer mention of American Pie, American Pie 2, Road Trip, Not Another Teen Movie, or any of the other assorted assaults on the American intelligence level in the last 10 years should earn a ban from this page.
Good Lord man! Have you no sense of taste?
-bp | | 1/24/2003 12:19:06 AM Taste!! | You are doubting the taaste of The Huy? I think NOT! But movies are not all an attempt to stimulate the mind, and I can name many movies that don't. Now I agree most teen movies are pretty bad, but if you experienced being a teenager at some point, you would be able to relate to some of these movies, you may or may not agree, but don't doubt my taste!! I'm not The Huy for no reason man!!
-The Huy | | 1/24/2003 7:25:50 AM Aw piffle. | Nah, I can't identify with any teen movies. My teenage years were far more homicidal...I tended to identify with characters like Animal Mother in "Full Metal Jacket," the Crow in "The Crow," Kurtz in "Apocalypse Now." That sort of thing. A little bit murderous, a little bit sad but mostly "not right in the head."
I also thought of a couple more quotes that didn't get posted. How on earth could you not include anything from "Braveheart"?
"I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right . . . in the head." - Stephen, Braveheart
"Laffa now, monkey boy!" - Emilio Lizardo, Buckaroo Banzai
-bp | | 11/3/2003 10:35:52 AM Mallrats | "Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
-Brodie
" Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
-Brodie
"He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him."
-Brodie
"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."
-Brodie
"What you need is a fatty boom batty chronic blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and even some of those big-titted mermaids doing that lesbian shit. "
-Jay
"Hey Richard Dawson, just sit there until it's time to go back and play The Feud all right!"
-Brodie
"Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows, like BJ and the Bear. Now there's a concept I can't get enough of -- a man and his monkey."
-Brodie
"Silent Bob here's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his moms vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit."
-Jay
"Dude, this one looks like your mom."
-Jay
| | 2/4/2004 5:56:58 PM Spaceballs | How can any mention of the best Lord Helmet quote EVER have been ignored???
"Evil will always win because Good is dumb"
Also, the impact of "This is important, this means something" is lessened without homage to its original source: Close Encounters of the Third Kind
-Rob- | | 6/21/2004 9:07:11 PM Best Quote Ever ? | I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
-Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
-Jules, Pulp Fiction
And of course, the classic...
Jules: Hand me my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says bad motherfucker...
- Pulp Fiction |
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