So I decided to make an Oral Sex List. Inspired by Slumbering Shuttlecock s Lore... the original is here: Oral Sex List
Nothing new, he s had it for years. But I ve been trying to come up with a way to just list various people who I think are cool... no other qualifier than that. Cool to me... the oral sex list seemed a good fit. The idea being, of course, the listed individuals deserve oral sex... not from me necessarily mind you, just in general.
Note, I ve included only living cool people as the idea of fellating a corpse is just kinda creepy.
Anyway, in no particular order, my Oral Sex List:
Alton Brown
The Johns
Peter Jackson
Jeff Corwin
Terry Gilliam
Alan Moore
Lewis Black
Brad Pitt
Eddie Vedder
Jervis Johnson
Joel Hodgeson
Dennis Miller
Everyone involved with Adult Swim
Al Yankovic
Johnny Depp
David Cross
Jhonen Vazquez
Matt Groening
Lore Sjoberg
Tom Lehrer
Janeane Garofalo
George R. R. Martin
George Carlin
Joel and Ethan Coen
My wife
That ll do for now. I may make subtractions and deletions later... such a list should be a mutable thing.
-b |
| 11/3/2003 8:32:09 PM Sick Bastard |
You are one sick bastard! I thought the Brad Pitt thing was bad enough... but now you have a complete list.
I'm an now going to go cower in a corner and hope I never see Mongo again with an odd look in his eye!
-- Wanderer |
| 11/4/2003 8:23:15 AM Well I wander |
Glad to see The Wanderer is still about... I feared that his parting with Stoner had caused him to disavow all of his old ex-coworkers.
Anyway, once again I ll point out that The Oral Sex list is not about me giving... but instead them deserving.
There are only a couple names on that list that I would actually give oral sex to. I ll leave it to the readership to sort those out.
-b |
| 11/4/2003 8:34:14 AM The list |
I hope you have someone good to satisfy the last person on your list while you take care of Brad!
Actually, if your list had more women on it, you could just pair up all the people on your list and let them take care of each other.
Why are you not worthy of being on your list?
TGM |
| 11/5/2003 3:22:21 PM New PC for Wanderer! |
I actually did not have a PC for over two weeks... it done died a horrible death... so I got me a new job and bought a new PC. Took me almost two weeks to get the new one working right (I had to build it)... but I have Internet access!
-- Wanderer P4 |
| 11/7/2003 7:53:18 AM Damn damn damn |
Forgot a big who definitely should have been included:
Henry Rollins
He s just cool in way too many ways not to make the list.
-b |
| 1/15/2004 4:00:41 PM Two more |
Two more late editions:
Penn Gillette and Teller
-b |